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10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the depressed Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two as (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming y


10 ways to annoy Aro VolturiThe 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi. By Edward Cullen Emmett Cullen Jasper Hale Isabella Swan A.K.A Bella Cullen and Rosalie Hale and Alice Cullen(she couldn't miss this chance!)10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell Thats not what you told me!
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that you heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a fan girl stalking him.
7.Get a


10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing Discovery Channel by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with Bite me, Edward.
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?
3. Tell him his ha
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